WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS
I’D BE BLOODY RICH
WAS THAT A PUN?
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
do you ever get mad at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at
Nah, humans are more like
AKA the moments when Steve Rogers, adrenaline junkie, realized he had found His People
"all we need is your credit card information"
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
I swear that’s how the scene went