romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

Me: buys thing online
Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at

archwrites:

commandersass:

Superpowers?

Nah, humans are more like

*jump*

*pew*

AKA the moments when Steve Rogers, adrenaline junkie, realized he had found His People

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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We will try to minimize the effect of each member’s absence to the group (BIGBANG) by managing the group flexibly later, when members enlist in order.
YGE (statement about BB going to the army - article, trans: shrimpljy)

thebakerstreetboyz:

I swear that’s how the scene went

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